by plan b tees
because sometimes the first choice isn't always the best choice
TIME WASTING....
STUFF TO LOOK AT OR DO WHEN YOU REALLY SHOULD BE GETTING ON WITH SOMETHING ELSE,
(ALL THE FOLLOWING LINKS ARE 'OFFICE-SAFE')
THIS IS A FANTASTIC BIT OF WORK, CASSETEBOY IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS A CUT AND PASTE DJ, WHO IS NORMALLY FOUND IN CLUBS AND FESTIVALS WITH A SHOW THAT MIXES MUSIC WITH A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR, BUT HERE HE HAS USED HIS SKILLS TO MAKE AN EPISODE OF THE APPRENTICE WITH CLIPS FROM THE ENTIRE SERIES. THERE IS A FEW CHOICE WORDS BUT NO MORE THAN YOU WOULD FIND ON TV. WHY COULDN'T HAVE WE HAD HIM AT NORWICH A WHILE AGO ?
"NEIL DONCASTER, YOU ARE A BLAARDY WASTE OF SPACE, .....YOU'RE FIRED!"
ONE MAN AND HIS DOG, AND A LOAD OF LED LIGHTS. SOME WELSHMEN WOULD FIND ANY EXCUSE TO SPEND AN ENTIRE NIGHT WITH HIS SHEEP.
"JUST OFF TO MAKE SOME FIREWORKS WITH THE SHEEP, SEE YOU IN THE MORNING"
"RIGHTO LOVE, JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU WASH IT AFTERWARDS"
DISCOVERED THESE A LONG WHILE AGO, DEAN AND NIGEL BLENDS IN, IF I REMEBER RIGHTLY IT WAS ONCE VOTED FUNNIEST SITE ON THE WEB BY ONE LADS MAG. A SIMPLE, GENIUS IDEA, ALL SHOT ON THE STREETS OF NORWICH TOO. YOU WILL PROBABLY RECOGNISE SOME OF THE POOR SODS ON IT, OR, AS IN MY CASE, KNOW ONE OF THEM.
I CANT REMEMBER THE DRUGS BEING THIS GOOD AT THE DENTIST WHEN I WAS A KID, THIS 'TOTALLY MASHED' YOUNG MAN HAS ALSO SPAWNED QUITE A FEW COPY-CAT VIDEOS TOO, MY FAVOURITES BEING VADER AFTER DENTIST, THE REMIXED VERSION, AND CHRISTIAN BALE vs DAVID WHICH, BE WARNED, IS FULL OF VERY RIPE LANGUAGE.
EARLY CONTENDER FOR ADVERT OF THE YEAR, YOU CANT HELP SMILING WHILST WATCHING THIS. HERE'S THE FULL 2 MIN 40 VERSION, LIVERPOOL STREET STATION IS USED TO SEEING STRANGE SIGHTS THOUGH, NORMALLY WHEN IPSWICH HAS A GAME ON IN LONDON AND THEIR FANS GET OFF THE TRAIN.
YOU KNOW THOSE MAGNETIC LETTERS YOU CAN GET FOR FRIDGE DOORS, AND IF YOU SEE THEM ROUND SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE YOU TRY TO WRITE RUDE MESSAGES WITH THEM WHEN THEY ARE NOT LOOKING, SUCH AS 'I LOVE IPSWICH', OR 'SMEG' IF YOU THINK THEY NEED A NEW FRIDGE. WELL IMAGINE TRYING TO DO THAT WHEN THERE ARE LOADS OF OTHER PEOPLE TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME.
NOW, I HATE X-FACTOR, FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS, BUT THIS REALLY WILL RUIN SOMETHING A BIT SPECIAL FOR ME. I MAY SOUND LIKE A MUSIC SNOB BY POSTING THIS BUT PLEASE, BEFORE SIMON COWELL DEFILES A BEAUTFUL SONG FOR YOU TOO, LISTEN TO HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE, HOW IT HAS BEEN BEEN DONE HERE AND HERE, AND HOW IT WAS ORIGINALLY DONE WHEN I SAW THE GUY WHO WROTE IT PERFORM IT AT THE BIG CHILL EARLIER THIS YEAR.
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR, AND THE ONE THING I HATE ABOUT IT IS HEARING THE SAME OLD CRAP IN EVERY SHOP AND PUB YOU GO INTO, SO HERE'S SOMETHING A BIT DIFFERENT. 3 MIXES OF CHRISTMAS MUSIC FROM NOT THE USUAL SUSPECTS AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD FOR FREE, NO BAND AID, NO EAST17 AND ABSOLUTLY NO SHAKIN' STEVENS. TO TOP IT ALL OFF IT'S ON A BLOG CALLED 'THE LEATHER CANARY'. HO HO HO.
IF BORIS JOHNSON THINKS THAT 'WIFF-WAFF' IS COMING HOME THEN HE HASN'T SEEN THIS ADVERT FOR THE NEW NOKIA. I JUST CANT WORK OUT IF IT IS BRUCE LEE, A FAKE, OR JUST A REALLY CLEVER BIT OF TRICKERY, EITHER WAY, IT'S A GREAT CLIP.
DONT ASK ME HOW I FOUND THIS, EXCEPT THAT I HAVE A FEW MATES WHO MAY GET A SUPRISE THIS CHRISTMAS. IT'S ALL IN JAPANESE, AND APPARENTLY THEY ARE BIG SELLERS THERE, SO HERE'S A BIT TRANSLATED FOR YOU...
- Even us guys want to know how a woman feels!
- We want to reel in our emotions! (lit. “strain/tighten our emotions”)
- I have the body of a man, but I’m a guy who feels like a little girl!
- I want to remember a gentle feeling.
- I need support for my chest!
SORRY FOR THIS BECAUSE, IF YOU ARE LIKE ME AND MY DAD, YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE A LOT OF TIME ON THIS ONE. THE PYTHON CHAPS HAVE DECIDED TO GO ALL OFFICIAL-LIKE ON YOU TUBE WITH STACKS OF THEIR STUFF AVAILABLE TO WATCH AT FLICK OF A WRIST, NUDGE-NUDGE-WINK-WINK-NOW-WHAT-I-MEAN, WHICH MEANS IT'S ALL GOOD QUALITY VIDEO AND YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANY SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.
THIS CLEVER FELLA TAKES A POP VIDEO, SUCH AS 'TAKE ON ME' BY A-HA AND CHANGES THE LYRICS TO MATCH THE VISUALS, HIS VERSION OF THE TEARS FOR FEARS SONG HEAD OVER HEELS IS A PARTICULARLY FINE PIECE OF DEMENTED BRILLIANCE.
IF YOU EVER HAVE TROUBLE REMEBERING ALL THE '-ISM's' and '-OCRACY's' OF THIS WORLD HERE IS A VERY FUNNY JOKE TO HELP YOU OUT.
NO, IT'S NOT A 'PERSONAL MESSAGE' FOR DAVID NORRIS, JUST YOUR CHANCE TO APPEAR IN A 'FONE JACKER' SKETCH BY USING ONE OF THOSE WIDGET THINGS. VERY CLEVER..
I CANT EXPLAIN IT FULLY ENOUGH TO DO IT ANY JUSTICE, EXCEPT THAT IT'S LIKE THE SINGING POSTMAN ON ACID. GENIUS.
CHRISTIAN SKA BAND, SONSEED, PROVES THAT THE DEVIL REALLY DOES HAVE ALL THE BEST TUNES.
ONE OF THE GREATEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN, AND I AM BEING SERIOUS ABOUT THAT, HAS BEEN MADE INTO A MOVIE. I JUST HOPE THAT IT LIVES UP TO THIS AMAZING TRAILER FOR IT.
MORE OF A PLEA THAN A BIT OF TIME WASTING, PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION, THE GUY IS AN IDIOT AND HE IS RUINING MY MORNINGS WITH HIS CLAXONS AND 'SHABBAS', IF YOU WANT PROOF JUST LISTEN TO THIS INTERVIEW WITH RAY DAVIES, BEARING IN MIND THAT THIS IS THE MAN WHO WROTE WATERLOO SUNSET AND HE IS BEING ASKED WHAT HIS FAVOURITE VOWEL IS AND DOES HE LIKE KYAKKING. PITIFUL.
SOME GENIUS/IDIOT WITH CLEARLY TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS HAS TAKEN THE SOUNDTRACK TO THE TRAILER FOR THE DARK KNIGHT AND HAS SET IT TOY STORY, AND IT IS NOT THE ONLY ONE HE HAS DONE, WHAT DO YOU RECKON THE CHANCES ARE THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
THE NORWICH YOUTH TEAM SHOWS THEM HOW IT'S DONE.
BRILLIANT STAR WARS PARODY FROM RADIO FOUR THAT MAKES YOU THINK "WAS LUKE AND ALL HIS CHUMS REALLY THE GOOD GUYS?"
I KNOW ITS A CHEAP LAUGH BUT PLEASE LET THIS CLIP BE REAL, I AM SURE THEY TOO ARE LAUGHING ABOUT IT NOW, ANYWAYS, IF MY HEARING IS CORRECT THE VICAR AT THE BEGINNING CALLS HER 'BOWIE' SO IT SERVES HER PARENTS RIGHT FOR GIVING HER A STUPID NAME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
AN AMAZING SHORT FILM ON HOW YOU SHOULD REALLY WASTE TIME AT THE OFFICE, I GUARANTEE THAT ONCE YOU HAVE SEEN THIS THE STOCKS OF POST IT NOTES AT WORK WILL SOON BE GONE.
THE IDEAL TIME WASTING SITE, A GAME THAT NOT ONLY IMPROVES YOUR VOCABULARY BUT IT ALSO DONATES 20 GRAINS OF RICE TO THE UN WORLD FOOD PROGRAM FOR EVERY QUESTION YOU GET RIGHT, SO YOU WONT FEEL SO BAD WHEN YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON IT!
WATCH THE PRIZE TOSSER PREDICTABLY FAIL HIS BREATH TEST WHILST CLAIMING TO BE ON THE SIDE OF THE POLICE. IN HIS LATER COURT APPEARANCE HE TRIED TO GET A SHORTER BAN BY CLAIMING THAT IT WOULD AFFECT HIS CHARIDEE WORK.
TRUST ME, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, UNLESS YOU REALLY HAVE GOT THE SICK KIND OF MIND THAT FIRST THINKS OF THE TREE CHOMPING SORT WHEN HE SEES THAT PHRASE. SEE IF YOU CAN DO A NORWICH STRIP AND SEND IT TO US AND WE'LL PUBLISH THE PICTURE.
DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN, PROBABLY THE MOST FUNNIEST AND CUTEST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE.
AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS PARODY OF 'AMERICAN BOY' BY ESTELLE.
THIS IS STRICTLY FOR STAR WARS FANS AND/OR GEEKS. A DETAILED STUDY ON WHY THE TRASH COMPACTOR ON THE DEATH STAR IN THE FIRST STAR WARS MOVIE IS COMPLETLY UNWORKABLE AND UNEFFICIENT, SOUNDS BORING BUT IT IS HILARIOUS.
CATS ARE DEAD LAZY, AND THIS SITE PROVES IT. 1000'S OF GALLERIES SHOWING PHOTOS OF CATS WITH ALL SORTS OF THINGS PILED ON TOP OF THEM BEFORE THEY CAN BE ARSED TO MOVE.
ANOTHER CAT ONE, DISTURBING BUT STRANGELY CUTE.
THEIR LATEST VIDEO ABOUT A BLOKE WHO FANCIES THE QUEEN, I'VE PUT IT ON HERE FOR 3 REASONS, IT'S A GOOD SONG, IT'S QUITE A FUNNY VIDEO AND LASTLY THE JASON STATHAM LOOKALIKE WHO PLAYS THE SICKO IN IT IS A MATE OF MINE, THING IS, I'VE SEEN HIM CHASE WORSE...
IF YOU FIND ANYMORE THAT YOU THINK ARE SUITABLE, OR EVEN NOT SUITABLE, WHICH WE WILL OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO CHECK FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES, PLEASE EMAIL US THE LINK AND DETAILS TO THIS ADDRESS
cheers!
